NLO Promo Pack: 2.Whoa
Stickers, cards, poker chips, a cup, a pen, a patch and a vinyl decal. All that shit to promote your favorite podcast for $20. Tell your friends, your parents, your priest, the nurse with the rape kit, your shrink...everyone. But we both know you'll keep most of it for yourself.
Patrick has been taunting the good people of NLO with these plastic cups for months on camera and now they're finally available to alls y'alls. They’re inexpensive and their size and sturdiness will soon make them your favorite cup. Drink up bitches!
Our black ballpoint pen. Use it to draw a dick on someone's face.
Pa-pa-pa poker chips, my poker chips.
Sew this NLO patch on anything to turn it awesome.
Vinyl decals are back in stock for the first time in two years! Designed and hand-delivered to us by the Phoenix Mexicans, these outstanding decals are so nice that we couldn’t have paid actual Mexicans to do a better job. Available in Black, White and Green.