Patrick's first CD includes some classic bits mixed with some of the newer stuff he was beginning to work on in 2008. Most of this material has been heavily modified or retired, but you can own it on CD preserved forever. If you like NLO, and haven't had the chance to see Patrick do standup in a comedy club near you, check this CD out!

Tracks Include

1. Hurricanes and Homeless People / 2. Traveling / 3. Idiots and their Causes / 4. Gay Drinks / 5. Sleeping with the Enemy / 6. Fast Food Protocol / 7. Casual Male / 8. Old People Suck / 9. Internet Dating / 10. How the Gym Works / 11. Reality and Retards / 12. The Dumbest Invention Ever / 13. Hillary and Obama / 14. Join the Army / 15. Super Secret Bonus