Keep the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold with this sturdy, double-walled tumblers, complete with screw-on lid and straw. Emblazened with the NLO Onion, you'll be the last one laughing when everyone else's drinks go flat.
Patrick has been taunting the good people of NLO with these plastic cups for months on camera and now they're finally available to alls y'alls. They’re inexpensive and their size and sturdiness will soon make them your favorite cup. Drink up bitches!
Top o' the Onion to ye! This 10oz ceramic mug featuring an adorable spin on the classic Onion will help you wake up and face another day of mediocrity and overwhelming underachievement better than anything else. Oh, and it's great for holding your pens.
Nothing screams white trash wedding like a souvenir coozie to remember it by. These aren’t the coozies we ordered, but we’ll still sell them just to make a buck. They’ll hold any 12 oz canned beverage and are made of outstanding neoprene fabric (whatever the fuck that is). Hell, at least they’re the right color....